Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:
I like brussels sprouts :(
YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!!! GET TO A DOCTOR!!!
The Man with the Onion Head had a headache. He’d been awake all night trying to catch up on Game Of Thrones.
His eyes were crusting. His nose was scrunching. His ears were crisping. His hair was clotting.
This clammy heat really bugged him out and it only served to fuel the insistent “ThudThudThud” that was slapping his head junk about like a mistreated wife.
And he had somewhere to be, so slumber he could not. With great effort he pushed himself up from the cabbage patch, said “cheerio” to his cabbage-patch-lover and rambled his way down the hill toward the Town Stall and on to a particularly fateful engagement …