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  • brainy-twilightWait, what's this about brain thievery?
  • facts-i-just-made-up

    Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:

    • You have a sudden change of opinion.
    • You can’t remember something you think you’d have remembered.
    • You experience Déjà Vu more than two times in succession, or think you did.
    • You find yourself committing a crime you have no motive to commit.
    • You greet people by recommending a blog you’ve never read.
    • You love someone you should not love, such as Nash Grier.
    • You write to a blog on anon to tell them to stop advertising their novel.
    • You find The Big Bang Theory funny.
    • You find the TV Show “The Big Bang Theory” funny.
    • You see a blinking light saying the FBI has locked your brain due to pornographic thoughts.
    • People find you interesting for a change.
    • Your robotic arms try to strangle you, or those around you.
    • You spend over 30 minutes a day on tumblr.
    • You find you like Gilbert and Sullivan when you’re generally a metalhead.
    • You like metal when you’re generally a gilbertandsullivanhead.
    • Someone tells you, “I hacked your brain.”
    • You quit your job to live out you lifelong dream of writing spam to people you never met.
    • You send all your money to a foreign prince.
    • A “Sponsored” logo appears in the corner of your vision.
    • You actually like Brussels sprouts.
    • Seriously nobody likes fucking Brussels sprouts.
    • They taste like armpits.
  • Shut Up And Roll

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    theauthorman:

    I like brussels sprouts :(

    YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!!! GET TO A DOCTOR!!!

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Story With No End: Headache

The Man with the Onion Head had a headache. He’d been awake all night trying to catch up on Game Of Thrones.

His eyes were crusting. His nose was scrunching. His ears were crisping. His hair was clotting.

This clammy heat really bugged him out and it only served to fuel the insistent “ThudThudThud” that was slapping his head junk about like a mistreated wife.

And he had somewhere to be, so slumber he could not. With great effort he pushed himself up from the cabbage patch, said “cheerio” to his cabbage-patch-lover and rambled his way down the hill toward the Town Stall and on to a particularly fateful engagement …

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